Funny Jokes For School Bus Drivers

The announcement prompts screams of excitement and shouts of joy that continue for several moments. Though his face isn't visible in the footage, which appears to have been captured by a camera on the bus' dashboard, the man appears to have been amused by the rejoicing. As the cries of joy die down, the man jumps in to reveal that it was just a prank. 'What's today's date? I got everyone of you!' He tells the pupils and laughs and claps his hands to congratulate himself. The students didn't have a sense of humor about the set-up and they unleashed insults at the driver.

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'I hate you!' One little voice is heard yelling out. 'Are you serious?'

Another student screams in agony. The driver keeps his cool, telling the unamused children to just 'let it go.'

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A school bus driver gets a new job driving the Sesame Street bus. He gets to his first stop of the day and there is a little chubby girl waiting. 'What's your name little girl?' 'My name is Patty' she says and gets on the bus. He gets to his second stop and there is another little chubby girl that looks just like the first.

He asks her what her name is. 'My name is Patty' she says and gets on the bus. She sits next to the other little girl and they start chatting away. At the next stop is a little boy waiting with his mother. He has his hair slicked back and is wearing a little 3 piece suit and carrying a briefcase. His mother says ' This is my son Ross and he is special, so please take really good care of him.' The bus driver gets to his last stop and there is a little tough guy waiting there.

He has the arms cut off of his denim jacket and his sleeves rolled up. There are holes in the knees of his jeans and the ends of his sneakers. He says ' My name is Lester Heese and don't mess with me!'

Lester Heese gets on the bus and sits all the way in the back and the whole ride to the school he picks at his toes through the open holes in his sneakers. When the bus driver gets home his wife asks him how his day went. He answers: It was great. I had two obese Pattys, special Ross, Lester Heese pickin' his bunions all on a Sesame Street bus!